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First things first, get those potatoes ready. Peel and dice your Yukon Golds into roughly 1-inch cubes. You want them pretty uniform so they cook evenly in the crock pot. Then, finely chop your onion and mince that garlic. This is where I sometimes get a little teary-eyed from the onion, but it's all part of the process, right? Don't forget to set them aside; we'll sauté them soon.
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In a skillet over medium heat, cook your bacon until it's wonderfully crispy. This step fills the kitchen with the most amazing smell, honestly. Once it's done, remove the bacon and crumble it, setting it aside for later. Leave about a tablespoon or two of that delicious bacon grease in the skillet; we're going to use it to boost our flavor profile. Don't pour it all out, that's an oops moment you want to avoid!
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Using that reserved bacon fat, add your chopped onion and sauté until it's softened and translucent, about 5-7 minutes. Then, toss in the minced garlic and cook for just another minute until it's fragrant. Oh, that smell! This step builds such a strong foundation for our Crock Pot Crack Potato Soup. It’s where the magic starts to happen.
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Carefully transfer the sautéed onion and garlic to your slow cooker. Add the diced potatoes and pour in the chicken broth. Sprinkle in the ranch seasoning mix. Give it a good stir to make sure everything is combined. This is where I always double-check I haven't forgotten anything, because forgetting the ranch would be a tragedy for this Crock Pot Crack Potato Soup.
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Cover your slow cooker and cook on high for 3-4 hours or on low for 6-8 hours, or until the potatoes are fork-tender. They should practically fall apart when you poke them. Honestly, the smell wafting through the house during this time is almost as good as eating the soup itself. Your kitchen will smell incredible!
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Once the potatoes are tender, mash them right in the crock pot using a potato masher or an immersion blender. Stir in the cream cheese and heavy cream until everything is smooth and creamy. Add most of the shredded cheddar cheese, stirring until it's melted and incorporated. Serve hot, garnished with the crumbled bacon, remaining cheddar, and green onions. It should look rich and inviting, tasting even better than it smells!