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First things first, get that oven nice and hot! We're talking 400°F (200°C). While it's warming up, grab a baking sheet and line it with parchment paper. This is key, trust me. I once tried to bake them directly on the sheet, and let's just say, scraping burnt cheese off a pan is not my idea of a fun afternoon. A little spray of cooking oil on the parchment doesn't hurt either, just for extra non-stick insurance. You want those Crispy Two-Ingredient Cottage Cheese Tots to lift right off!
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In a medium bowl, gently mix your cottage cheese and shredded cheese. This is where you can start to feel the texture change, getting all gooey and ready for flavor. Now, toss in your garlic powder, onion powder, dried chives, black pepper, and if you're feeling it, that smoked paprika. Stir it all until just combined. Don't overmix, we're not making a soufflé here! You want to see those distinct cheese bits. It smells so savory already!
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Now for shaping! Take about a tablespoon of the mixture and gently form it into a tot shape. They don't have to be perfect little cylinders, honestly. Mine usually look like rustic, slightly misshapen nuggets, and that's totally okay! Place them about an inch apart on your prepared baking sheet. This spacing is super important for getting those truly Crispy Two-Ingredient Cottage Cheese Tots. If they're too close, they'll steam each other. Oops, don't make my overcrowding mistake!
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Pop that baking sheet into your preheated oven. Let them bake for about 15-20 minutes. You're looking for them to be set and starting to turn a lovely golden brown around the edges. This is the first stage of crisping, where they start to hold their shape. The kitchen will start to smell absolutely divine, like cheesy heaven, I swear! Keep an eye on them; ovens vary, and we don't want any burnt bits.
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Carefully remove the baking sheet from the oven. Using a spatula, gently flip each cottage cheese tot over. This step is crucial for getting both sides wonderfully crispy. You might find some stick a little, but the parchment helps a ton. Back into the oven they go for another 10-15 minutes, or until they're deeply golden brown and seriously crunchy. You'll hear them sizzling, which is always a good sign! I always check one for crispness at this point, just to be sure.
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Once your Crispy Two-Ingredient Cottage Cheese Tots are perfectly golden and look irresistible, take them out of the oven. Let them cool on the baking sheet for just a minute or two; they'll firm up a bit more as they cool. Then, transfer them to a serving plate. I love them with a side of sriracha mayo or just good ol' ketchup. That first bite, when you feel the crunch and then the soft, cheesy center? Pure bliss. Don't forget to admire your handiwork!