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Grab a big pot or Dutch oven and melt your butter over medium heat. Toss in the chopped onion, carrots, and celery. Stir them around for about 5-7 minutes until they start to soften and get a little translucent. This is where the magic begins, honestly. You'll smell that sweet, earthy aroma filling your kitchen – it's the foundation of our amazing Crack Chicken Noodle Soup. Don't rush this step; it really builds flavor, I've learned that the hard way by cutting it short!
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Now, add your minced garlic to the pot. Stir it in with the softened veggies for just about a minute, until it’s fragrant. You don't want it to burn, so keep an eye on it! That strong, slightly pungent smell is a signal it's ready for the next step. I always try to chop my garlic super fine here; it just disperses better into the soup. This is also where I sometimes forget to stir constantly and get a little browning, oops!
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Pour in your chicken broth and add the shredded cooked chicken. Bring the mixture to a gentle simmer. Let it bubble away for about 10-15 minutes, allowing all those flavors to meld together beautifully. You'll see the broth start to take on a richer hue. This simmering time is crucial for developing the depth of flavor in our Crack Chicken Noodle Soup, so let it do its thing!
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Add your egg noodles to the simmering soup. Cook them according to package directions, usually around 7-10 minutes, until they're tender. Keep stirring occasionally to prevent them from sticking together or to the bottom of the pot. I've definitely ended up with a clumpy noodle situation once because I forgot to stir, what a mess! You want those noodles perfectly al dente, soaking up all that delicious broth.
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Reduce the heat to low. Stir in the softened cream cheese and ranch seasoning mix. Whisk continuously until the cream cheese is completely melted and the soup is wonderfully smooth and creamy. This step is key for that signature Crack Chicken Noodle Soup texture and flavor. Don't let the soup boil once the cream cheese is in, or it might separate a bit – I made that mistake once, and it wasn't pretty.
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Stir in the crumbled bacon and shredded cheddar cheese. Continue to stir until the cheese is melted and fully incorporated, making the soup even more decadent. Taste and adjust seasonings as needed – maybe a little more salt or pepper. Ladle into bowls and garnish generously with fresh parsley and sliced green onions. The smell alone is enough to make your mouth water, honestly. Enjoy your comforting bowl of Crack Chicken Noodle Soup!