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Okay, first things first, let's get those patties ready. Gently divide your ground chuck into four equal portions. Now, here's my little secret: form them into patties slightly wider than your buns, and make a small indentation in the center of each with your thumb. This prevents them from bulging up into meatballs while cooking, a mistake I made way too many times! Season generously on both sides with salt and black pepper. Don't be shy; these Crack Burgers need seasoning.
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While your patties are chilling, let's tackle that addictive sauce. In a small bowl, combine the mayonnaise, ketchup, Dijon mustard, sweet pickle relish, Worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, onion powder, and smoked paprika. Stir it all together until it's beautifully smooth and uniform. Taste it – honestly, this is where you can adjust! Need a bit more tang? Add a tiny splash more relish juice. I always end up adding a little extra smoked paprika because I love that depth.
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Heat your grill or a cast-iron skillet over medium-high heat. A little oil never hurts if you're using a skillet. Once it's hot, place your seasoned patties down. Listen for that glorious sizzle – that's the sound of deliciousness starting! Cook for about 3-4 minutes per side for medium-rare, or longer if you prefer them more done. Resist the urge to press down on them with your spatula; you'll lose all those precious juices! I learned that lesson after making many disappointingly dry burgers, oops.
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In the last minute or so of cooking, lay a slice of cheddar cheese over each patty. If you're grilling, you can close the lid for about 30 seconds to help it melt beautifully. In a skillet, a lid will do the trick too. You want that cheese perfectly gooey and draped over the patty, not just sitting there stiffly. This is a crucial step for truly epic Crack Burgers.
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While the cheese is melting, quickly toast your brioche buns. You can do this on the grill, in a dry skillet, or even under the broiler for a minute. You're looking for a light golden toast, just enough to give them some structure and prevent them from getting soggy. A slightly toasted bun is a game-changer, trust me. I used to skip this, and my buns would just collapse under the weight of the Crack Burgers, a real kitchen disaster!
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Time for the grand finale! Spread a generous layer of your homemade sauce on both the top and bottom halves of each toasted bun. Place a cheesy patty on the bottom bun. Layer on your crisp lettuce, juicy tomato slices, and those thinly sliced red onions. Pop the top bun on, give it a gentle press, and there you have it – your very own, incredibly delicious Crack Burgers. The aroma alone is enough to make my stomach rumble!