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First things first, get that macaroni cooking! Bring a large pot of salted water to a rolling boil. Toss in your elbow macaroni and cook according to package directions until it's perfectly al dente. This is where I always forget to salt the water, but don't be like me – it makes a huge difference in the final taste of your Big Mac Pasta Salad. Drain it well, rinse with cold water to stop the cooking, and set aside. You want it cool and ready to mingle.
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While the pasta boils, heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add your ground beef and the diced yellow onion. Break up the beef with a spoon and cook until it's nicely browned and the onion is softened, about 7-8 minutes. Make sure to drain off any excess grease; nobody wants a greasy Big Mac Pasta Salad. This step fills the kitchen with such a comforting, savory smell, honestly!
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Now for the star of the show: the Big Mac Pasta Salad sauce! In a medium bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, dill pickle relish, and white vinegar. Give it a good stir until it's completely smooth and creamy. Taste it! Does it need a little more tang? A bit more sweetness? This is your moment to adjust it to your liking. I sometimes add a tiny pinch of sugar if my pickles aren't super sweet.
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In a large mixing bowl, combine the cooled pasta, the browned ground beef and onion mixture, and about two-thirds of your amazing Big Mac Pasta Salad sauce. Stir gently but thoroughly until everything is evenly coated. I always get a little excited at this point, seeing all those delicious components come together. Make sure every bit of pasta gets some love from the sauce!
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Once the base is mixed, gently fold in the shredded iceberg lettuce and most of the diced dill pickles. You want to maintain that crispness, so don't overmix. This is where the Big Mac Pasta Salad starts to look like a true salad, and the colors pop. I usually save a small handful of lettuce and pickles for garnish, because presentation matters, even in my slightly messy kitchen!
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Cover the bowl and pop your Big Mac Pasta Salad into the fridge for at least 30 minutes to an hour. This chilling time is crucial; it allows the flavors to meld and the pasta to really soak up that incredible sauce. Before serving, give it another gentle stir, adding a splash more of the reserved sauce if it seems a little dry. Garnish with the remaining pickles and a sprinkle of fresh parsley if you're feeling fancy. It should look creamy, vibrant, and utterly irresistible!